A Brief Blog Update ...
I'm still thinking about how I want to tell my story ... whether to do so in a couple of long posts, or a bunch of shorter posts ... either way, I'll get something up soon
Also, if you have any questions, please ask away.
Run You Clever Boy, And Remember ...
The blue dotted oval is a weird Bluetooth-dropping zone of interference zone along Bay Street.
My headset gets staticky and my hrm drops multiple times.
Defficiency
(portmanteau, not typo … (or portmantypeau - a typo that can be retconned as a portmanteau?))
In the past, when confronted with some kind of foodstuff I found unappetizing, I have joked that I should just toss it straight in the toilet and save myself some grief.
... life imitates art?
I mean, seriously, what the fuck?
Standard disclaimer - I am not a medical professional, licensed anything, or science computer.
The article states "The FDA warns the device should not be used on patients with eating disorders ...". Let's take that at face value for now.
That means valid candidates for this device likely have two choices:
- Get surgery to have a device installed, eat the same shit as always, and use the new device to remove some of the shit before it's digested, like the worst soft-serve machine in existence.
- OR, eat differently
That seems to be an obvious and rather easy decision.
If one somehow isn't willing to eat differently, then perhaps one has an eating disorder, in which case this device is inappropriate. In fact, wouldn't a device like this be more likely to cause an eating disorder? Isn't this assisted bulimia? You've just installed a literal escape hatch!
...sigh.
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