#millenializeabook

In memory of @midnight and its Hashtag Wars segment, here's #millennializeabook.

... I haven't seen *every* episode of @midnight, so for all I know they've done that topic ... however googling yields no results, whereas googling a previous topic (say, #SluttyMusicals) does yield results.

So I'm assuming this is all original content!  mwahahahaha!

Also, audience participation time, bitches!  Feel free to join in my fun!

I will be updating this list as more titles cross my mind!

-tak! thbfft!

• The Grape's Of Wrath
• Lord Of Ring's 2 Tower's
• The CatchR In The Rye
• The Loneliness Of The TL:DR Runner
• Crimean Punishment
• Wuthering Height's
• DoctR Zhivago
• Ulysse's
• Pride And Social Justice
• Cry Wolf, You Special Snowflake
• The Snapchat Of Dorian Gray
• The Neverending Instagram Story
• Death Of A Social Media Influencer
• The Brother's Karamazov
• There Eye's Were Watching God
• Winnie The 💩
• No Safe Spaces For Old Men
• The Prince's's Bride
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The Long Wander

Run You Clever Boy, And Remember ...

Sunday, August 6, 2017

A lazy Saturday with mediocre weather, and a long weekend, prompted me to push the long run to Sunday.   Overall, the right call - much nicer weather.

The training plan called for 24 km, and is only going to get longer.  Going around and around and around Queen's Park was starting to get a bit monotonous.  I decided to shake things up - take the Martin Goodman Trail west and then head up to High Park (to go around and around and around there instead)

From home to Long Branch! (map from Wahoo app)

Close-up of Trillium Park detour! (map from Wahoo app)

From home to Long Branch! (map from Runkeeper app)

Close-up of Trillium Park detour! (map from Runkeeper app)

Going along the waterfront was a very nice change of scenery.
Wandered off the trail, and right into Trillium Park!  That was a great detour ... Man, Trillium Park is fucking green!
Then, decided to simply follow the trail until its end, which was at the Humber Bay Arch Bridge, where it turned into the Humber Bay Park Trail.
Followed that as far as I could ... It ended at Norris Crescent Park, so I headed north to Lakeshore Boulevard.
I thought "hey, maybe I'll go west to the Long Branch Loop", so I did.
That was meh ... ok for an urban wander, but otherwise underwhelming.
It was ~22km to the Long Branch Loop, good enough, and time to go home.
Next time, I'm going up to High Park.

-tak! thbfft!